It’s a good thing we’ve replaced the cowboy George Bush and his Darth Vader vice president, Dick Cheney, so that the United States can again be liked by the rest of the world. We wouldn’t want the rest of the world to think we’re out there arresting people who aren’t U.S. citizens, who have never been to the U.S., and who haven’t attacked any U.S. citizens or assets.
What’s that you say? A federal court in New York has done just that?
I miss George W. Bush.